Monday, February 28, 2011

The Secret History of Barbie

You don't make 500 million friends without also making a few enemies. So ran the tagline of 2010's box office smash, The Social Network. And if that's true for a bunch of computer geeks, then it's no surprise that it also hold true for a loveable anorexic fashion doll, aimed primarily at pre-adolescent girls.

Barbie by Matel, has built up a devoted following since she was first launched in 1959, bringing joy to the heart of succeeding generations of young girls/future women. The problem for Barbie and her creators is that a certain percentage of those girls grow up to be angry, bitter feminists, who turn on their childhood friend, blaming her for all the ills of the world, especially those that perpetuate negative stereotypes that serve to block the advancement of women in society.

Yes, Barbie has courted a fair degree of controversy, not to mention lawsuits, as well as parodies in her long reign as the world's number one fashion doll.

According to Disinformation: 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know Barbie is actually based on a German Sex doll!

Until now lesbians have remained above the fray, where much of these controversies are concerned, which is unusual because they usually have strong opinions on everything and they're not afraid to voice them. But now, one group of lesbians seem determined to change all that.

Barbie herself has always remained pretty tight-lipped about her sexuality, which admittedly could be due to a manufacturing defect, or maybe, she just likes to keep her private life, private. Whatever the case this group of women are bringing Barbie out of the closet.

Barbie is all about celebrating femininity and so too is lesbianism - unless they're the butch sort but they still shag women. Lesbian Sex Positions for Dummies shows you Barbie as you have never seen her before.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

A Closer Look at Lesbian Sex

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Wild Things: Denise Richards and Neve Campbell Kissing

"I'll never be a lesbian," Denise Richards is reported to have said recently. The 37-year-old actress who tied tongues with her co-star Neve Campbell in Wild Things says she loves men too much. That's good news for men (who can now keep dreaming - it still could conceivably happen) but bad news for lesbians.

But there is some consolation. Feast your eyes on this and enjoy it while you can. Just as well the event has been immortalised now that we know that it is unlikely to be repeated in real life.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Lessons in Lesbian Kissing part ii

More lessons in lesbian kissing, this time featuring an Angelina Jolie lookalike. Presumably the real Angelina Jolie was unavailable. Otherwise, she would have done it.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Perils of Lesbianity

Apparently it's more serious than we previously thought. Does lesbianity equal insanity? See what you think. Watch this video.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Artistic Renderings of Lesbian Sex (part ii)

Another fine piece of lesbian art we know nothing about in terms of its authorship, history, ownership, etc. If anyone has any information please let us know. Otherwise, we can only recommend that you enjoy it before someone forces us to pull it down - though these girls look like they can accomplish that just fine by themselves.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Artistic Renderings of Lesbian Sex (part i)

These very sexy figurines are by Russian artist, Mikhail Gluhov who we can only assume is very talented. For more check out his portfolio.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Lesbian Kisses - Coronation Street comes of age

Coronation Street must be one of, if not the longest-running soap opera pretty much anywhere in the world. It's no surprise therefore that the show has covered a wide variety of issues as it moves with the times.

Sophie and Sian play best friends who succumb to their feelings for each other thus providing the Street with it's first lesbian storyline.

Sophie and Sian are played by Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson. You can watch an interview with them here where they discuss how they played the roles.

However Coronation Street was something of a latecomer, in TV terms, to the whole lesbian storyline phenomenon. We will be returning to this theme in future posts when we look back upon the TV history of lesbian kissing.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Lessons in Lesbian Kissing - Part I

A short educational video on lesbian kissing we came across recently. Actually, the principles are probably equally valid for any type of kissing but don't blame us if it goes wrong; and know when to take 'no' for an answer.

Do you consider the act of Lesbian Kissing to be: