Sugared Peas - a short film from 1996

Sugared Peas is a short film that tells the story of unrequited love set against the backdrop of an all-girls school. Sexual tension galore and coming in at under 12 minutes will help keep your eyes will be glued. No need to fast forward to the sexy scenes with this one - it's all sexy.

sugared peas—Director's Prior Work Sample from Izzy Chan on Vimeo.

Lesbianism - From the archives of the Uncyclopedia

The Uncyclopedia, in case you didn't know, is a parody of Wikipedia although they claim that Wikipedia is a parody of their site - lies, damned lies and wikipedia articles.

Whatever the case may be, they have made available some pretty funny stuff that we felt compelled to share with you. So here you are, courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Whoever they may be, we salute you.

And saving the best wine 'till last, here's a moral dilemma that every hot-blooded male hopes to encounter at least once in their sad, wretched lives:

Lesbian Sex Positions (so that's how they do it)

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The Erotic Art by Édouard-Henri Avril (Paul Avril)

Édouard-Henri Avril (21 May 1843–1928) was a French painter and commercial artist. Under the pseudonym Paul Avril, he achieved fame (or perhaps notoriety) as an illustrator of erotic literature. What follows represents only a small sample of his work. Lots more to follow, watch this space!

I Wish I Was a Lesbian (but instead I'm a sad dick)

Loudon Wainwright III (i.e. 'the third' for those who don't know Roman numerals. It doesn't make him royalty, it just makes him thing he is) has impressed many for his unique ability to tap into the musical zeitgeist and summarise the hopes and aspirations of a generation. Kind of what you might expect if Woody Allen and Bob Dylan ever got together and sired and offspring.

But to be honest, on this blog we're only interested in smut. That's why we are showing this video where he dares to confront the greatest of all human cruelties. I Wish I Was a Lesbian! Don't we all?

Could this have anything to do with the fact that his son turned out gay?

Lesbian Humour (take one)

Much as we like lesbians there are times when they can be just a tad annoying - as the following might illustrate - if it were true:

Le Sommeil (but we're not sleeping)

Le Sommeil or Sleep by Gustave Courbet (1819-1877). It's incrediby hot but it's also art so let that be your excuse if someone walks in unexpectedly, catches you and accuses you of browsing the internet for porn.

Gustave Courbet [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Gustave Courbet [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

We think you'll agree, these are great

Thanks to all the people on Photobucket who uploaded these for the rest of us to enjoy. Hope you all got permission to reproduce - yeah of course you did.

Lesbian Kissing - The Evidence

Recent historical research provides the strongest indications yet that the phenomenon of lesbian kissing definitely pre-dates the Internet Age, even if it only grew in preponderance thereafter.

TV images, while poor in quality compared to today's technology, do nevertheless convey the impression that certain females of the day at least, did enjoy kissing each other - even if they had to be relatively more secretive about their behaviour than today's vixens, who can't seem to stop and even seem to revel in the behaviour, not giving a hoot what the public at large think.

Going further back we find instances of lesbianism in fiction though rarely so daring as the lesbian pulp fiction of the 1950s and 60s.

But the further back we go the more the records appear to peter out. Whether this means that the practice simply was not indulged in, or simply that it was so commonplace that nobody thought it important to record for prosperity, remains to be ascertained.

Lesbian Kissing: Where to Begin

Ah, the Great Art of Lesbian Kissing! Just where did it all begin? Some say ancient Egypt; others say that it is older still. Most people don't know and frankly couldn't care. 'Less talk, more action' is their motto.

What is known is that the phenomenon of lesbian kissing drives at least one half of the human species pretty crazy. Unfortunately, this half that is made up predominantly of those members who will never get it. It remains unclear precisely where the other half stand in the debate.

And what of those who indulge in it? Do they do so because they actually enjoy it or because they know it drives boys insane: with jealousy, lust, envy take your pick. It all just serves to reinforce the notion that life is pretty unfair: for some.

This website respects the practice of lesbian kissing. We also respect the privacy of those who do indulge in it, from a practitioner or voyeur perspective. So please people, while you are enjoying yourself, at the same time keep it clean - and we're not just talking about the bed sheets!