Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!

It's time to open your presents. Probably not much chance of them letting you join in their reindeer games though.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Beaniebang Babes - a portent of things to come?

Good grief! What's all this then? Great Lesbian Kisses has finally succumbed to the temptation of filthy lucre and gone porno!

Not really (or not yet anyway). You see the women you see here are not actresses. Nor were they paid for taking part in these sexual re-enactments. As a matter of fact they are not even women in the biologically accepted sense of the word. What they are are the Beaniebang Babes - the latest generation in realistic love dolls.

Meet Bella and Grace. They came together on the assembly line of some Japanese prosthetics factory and have been an item every since. An item you will soon be able to own for yourself when they are launched on the market in 2013. You'll no longer have to waste money and effort on drinks, chat-up lines come Saturday night in order to get the hot girl-on-girl action your heart has been yearning for all this time. These girls are ready for a threesome at any time of your asking.

How to beaniebang is a story as interesting as the dolls themselves. They come neatly packaged (in the form of a beanbag in case you haven't already guessed) and when you're finished, just roll them up and let the evidence discretely hide itself. Your friends need never know. But then again, being able to come home every evening and bang a couple of babes like these, you might well find yourself asking - do you really need friends? They probably never understood you anyway.

While this post has been sponsored, the views expressed represent those of the author and the publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor. 

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Tales from the Dark Side of Lesbian Sex

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The preceding images contained scenes that probably should not have been seen by minors or people of a sensitive disposition. Well, we tried to warn you. Oh, wait a minute, we didn't. Our bad!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Great Lesbian Snogs - now you're sucking face

Watch and learn boys and girls (yeah, we're talking to you). This is four minutes of lip-smacking goodness with all the vitamins and minerals you need - forget about your five-a-day; you don't need them. If you're not kissing her like this, you're just not doing it right (or maybe not doing it at all!).

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Olympian Moments of Lesbian Sporting Erotica

Lesbian kissing is not an Olympic event and will not feature on the programme for London, 2012. If it were, we bet they wouldn't have the same problems filling the venues. But that doesn't mean we can't celebrate moments of great lesbian sporting erotica. Who knows, one day it might well take its rightful place on the world stage. 

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Lisa: The Erotic Adventures of Some Hot Lesbian Chick

Is it ok to call lesbians 'chicks'? That might come across as sexist. Maybe we should call them Babes to be on the safe side.

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Monday, June 18, 2012

Great Lesbian Orgies - dream on boys

"Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens" was the verdict given by Talking Heads front man, David Byrne. Can't have been talking about this, surely!

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Now for the science bit - Melatonin

If insomnia is what has brought you to this website late at night then stop masturbating for a minute - we just might have something that could also work as a remedy. It is equally wholesome, natural and relaxing but it doesn't come with a sticky residue - unless maybe the bottle hasn't been properly sealed.

Melatonin is a naturally occurring hormone produced by by the pineal gland, a small endocrine gland located in the centre of the brain. Its success in treating sleep disorders leads many people to buy melatonin in dietary supplement form. It is also highly regarded for its anti-oxidant properties.

Although it is produced naturally in the human body, levels decrease as the person ages - hence the demand for supplements which for the most part are legally available, sometimes over the counter though some jurisdictions restrict it to prescription only. There is also the option to buy melatonin online, overcoming possible restrictions on its availability.

Melatonin is widely regarded as a 'safe remedy'. Once properly administered, there tends not to be adverse consequences. Persons who are inclined to buy melatonin however, would do well to consult expert and professional advice. This is because its effectiveness as a treatment for the various disorders it is thought to cure, varies from person to person.

While this post has been sponsored, the views contained herein represent those of the author and publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor

Great Lesbian Kiss of the Day

How could anyone be prejudiced against gingers when they kiss like that? No more ginger-bashing, ye hear?

Kissing girls
By Daniel Jordahl [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Monday, June 4, 2012

The Pursuit of Love (or the next best thing)

All sorts of people, male and female, gay as well as straight visit Great Lesbian Kisses and they do so for all sorts of reasons, which we won't go into. Of course we would hope that the bulk of them do so, not for the purpose of gathering evidence that they can use to shop us to the authorities, but because they share our relaxed view.

Sex and the pursuit of it should be fun and adventurous for all participants. Those who don't participate have presumably found something that is better - wish they'd tell us what though! The virtual world has its barriers, but also offers gateways to fun and fulfilling experiences in the real one. If you are seeking flirty and adventurous types, there are more than 13 million of them (apparently) on adult-finder.com.

Say hello from us. Tell them we sent you.

While this post has been sponsored, the views contained herein represent those of the author and publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day Lesbian Moms

Everyone knows that mothers have a hard job. Lesbian mothers are no different in this regard. Happy Mothers Day - you deserve it. I mean, it can't be easy to change nappies and be so damn sexy at the same time. 

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Happy St. Patrick's Day

As far as we know, St. Patrick's Day has nothing whatsoever to do with lesbianism but that has never stopped us from finding any excuse to bring you the hottest girl-on-girl action. Enjoy - and try not to drink too much.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

For the day that's in it ...

This Valentine's Day some couples are going to be getting it on, having real hot sex. The rest of us can only dream.

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Do you consider the act of Lesbian Kissing to be: