Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!

It's time to open your presents. Probably not much chance of them letting you join in their reindeer games though.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Beaniebang Babes - a portent of things to come?

Good grief! What's all this then? Great Lesbian Kisses has finally succumbed to the temptation of filthy lucre and gone porno!

Not really (or not yet anyway). You see the women you see here are not actresses. Nor were they paid for taking part in these sexual re-enactments. As a matter of fact they are not even women in the biologically accepted sense of the word. What they are are the Beaniebang Babes - the latest generation in realistic love dolls.

Meet Bella and Grace. They came together on the assembly line of some Japanese prosthetics factory and have been an item every since. An item you will soon be able to own for yourself when they are launched on the market in 2013. You'll no longer have to waste money and effort on drinks, chat-up lines come Saturday night in order to get the hot girl-on-girl action your heart has been yearning for all this time. These girls are ready for a threesome at any time of your asking.

How to beaniebang is a story as interesting as the dolls themselves. They come neatly packaged (in the form of a beanbag in case you haven't already guessed) and when you're finished, just roll them up and let the evidence discretely hide itself. Your friends need never know. But then again, being able to come home every evening and bang a couple of babes like these, you might well find yourself asking - do you really need friends? They probably never understood you anyway.

While this post has been sponsored, the views expressed represent those of the author and the publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor. 

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