Friday, November 12, 2010

Lesbianism - From the archives of the Uncyclopedia

The Uncyclopedia, in case you didn't know, is a parody of Wikipedia although they claim that Wikipedia is a parody of their site - lies, damned lies and wikipedia articles.

Whatever the case may be, they have made available some pretty funny stuff that we felt compelled to share with you. So here you are, courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Whoever they may be, we salute you.




And saving the best wine 'till last, here's a moral dilemma that every hot-blooded male hopes to encounter at least once in their sad, wretched lives:



Lesbian Sex Positions (so that's how they do it)

Oral nipple stimulation
Oral Nipple Stimulation

Wiki-cunnilingus
Cunnilingus

Wiki-analoral
Anilingus

Wiki-tribadism
Tribadism i (scissoring)

Wiki-tribadism02
Tribadism ii (another way of doing it)

Source: By Seedfeeder (Own work by uploader. All original non-derivative.) 


Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Erotic Art by Édouard-Henri Avril (Paul Avril)

Édouard-Henri Avril (21 May 1843–1928) was a French painter and commercial artist. Under the pseudonym Paul Avril, he achieved fame (or perhaps notoriety) as an illustrator of erotic literature. What follows represents only a small sample of his work. Lots more to follow, watch this space!





Wednesday, November 3, 2010

I Wish I Was a Lesbian (but instead I'm a sad dick)

Loudon Wainwright III (i.e. 'the third' for those who don't know Roman numerals. It doesn't make him royalty, it just makes him thing he is) has impressed many for his unique ability to tap into the musical zeitgeist and summarise the hopes and aspirations of a generation. Kind of what you might expect if Woody Allen and Bob Dylan ever got together and sired and offspring.

But to be honest, on this blog we're only interested in smut. That's why we are showing this video where he dares to confront the greatest of all human cruelties. I Wish I Was a Lesbian! Don't we all?


Could this have anything to do with the fact that his son turned out gay?

Do you consider the act of Lesbian Kissing to be: